I asked jobseekers the same question about job descriptions over on the CampFire Blog, so I figured turnabout is only fair.
What just really annoys you about resumes and makes you want to scream "WHY??!" at the screen? You know the feeling.
For me, it's usually the "marketing" things - like leading with a really lame objective, formatting in a bad Word template, or including way too little or way too much info ... but I think I'm a bit more tolerant than most. Chime in and share your horror stories.
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